Sumpahan Gadget

Ntah apa sual yang aku cukup blur bab gadget nehh...Kuden ngan Kiroro asyik dok gelakkan aku jer...

Nak gadget yg best2 mcm org lain, tapi nak pakai haramjadah fail.Buat malu kompeni jer...asal beli gadget baru jer sebok menelepon org tanya camna nak wat ni,camna nak wat tu..

ahahhahahahahaha.....bak kata member aku sorang ni,"Jarr lu takyah la beli iPhone 3G tuh..menyusahkan org jer nanti..lu dah la manja...kang sebok duk call org tanya nak wat tu ini...baik lu beli blackberry atau E71 jer.."

Dan memang aku ikut nasihat dia...aku beli E71 jer...tu pon dah cukup blur dah..nak jer aku copy paste sms Kuden ngan Kiroro, yg hanya bertaip "hahahahahahaha"...bila aku tanya camne nak wat ni?camna nak wat tu?

Ayat wajib Kuden bila aku tanya, "Ya Tuhannnn...[gelak goleng]...apakah?hahahahahahhah...skang aku nak terus tanya kaunter pertanyaan, malas dah nak tanya org lain...at least kalau tanya kaunter pertanyaan dorang gelak cover2 skit...ahahahahahhaahaha....

Malu siaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkk.......ni masalah baru plak...aku nak sync email ke HP aku...dah nak kena amik data plan ngan Maxis...pastu merangkap modem kepada laptop aku...tapi tu la...bergantung kepada kelajuan Maxis punye tenet la...yg mana setau aku haram lembab....mana aku nak bayar wimax lagi...then nak add data plan dlm bill aku lagi....

Tapi nasihat Kiroro kepada aku, kekalkan wimax...setakat nak sync email takyah data plan katanya...setting 3G jer..[part ni aku dah start lampi, pastu die ckp aku sadis..ahhahahaaha].

tgkla mcm mana ye....lagipon ni hari Isnin...hari yg maha lemau utk bekerja...tadi nak bangun sikit punya liat..mengalahkan daging masak kicap liat die...tapi aku gagahi diri utk bekerja demi mencari sesuap Citrus Grill Chicken & Prawn kat Chilli's dan Pina Chilada[non-alcohol]...dan juga Classic Nachos sebagai pembuka selera....

Aminnn.....

Nak Beli Fon Baru

Ni la aku nak amik tghari satgi...ngeh..ngeh..ngeh....

Cadangan kawan aku celebrity tuh suruh amik 5800...tapi aku rasa mcm funky sangat kot...

So aku rasa yg ni executive skit kot..Janji bleh masuk email...senang kerja aku...

sian motorola V3i aku tuh...

tamat dah riwayat die satgi...

Ye ke???

Ye ke pompuan lagi suka guys kulit gelap dari putih jambu cam fififuddin??

tadi aku lunch, seperti bese ah..ade ajer topic merapu kuar..so aku tanya kat nik,mel,faizah....apa yg korang rasa seksi kat lelaki nih?pada pandangan korang la kan?

Jawapan yg sering diulang-ulang....

"aku tak suka laki kulit putih gebu, sebab aku rasa dia mcm makhluk asing"

"i pon tak suka laki putih/cerah...nak gelap gak..."[die ni nak yg tinted terus kot??=)]

so apa yg org perempuan nampak lelaki kekar bertubuh gelap?

keistimewaannya?

aku tak putih kan?jambu jauh sekali la kot...

wahahahahhahahahahahahahahah...apa apa aje lah....

Molested By Democracy

I was knocked to talk about this issue here.This is true story which is happened to my friend of mine yesterday.I dunno whether you guys notice, Perhimpunan Agung held in PWTC currently until 28th Mrch 2009.Its good to see every year they gather around in one big massive hall and changing opinions about country politics situation,ideology and hot up the spirits for the party.As we all know our beloved current Prime Minister, Pak Lah, going to handout his power to his second man, son of the late great Tun Abdul Razak[Al-Fatihah],Datuk Seri Najib by the end of March[i think so, correct me if i'm wrong].But thats not the main issue, here is the story.....

[As told by my friend]

"Semalam, member aku dari Kedah call,dia ada kat KL untuk Perhimpuanan Agung UMNO sampai 28 ni...so dia ingat nak lepak la jumpa sebab dah lama tak jumpa sejak sekolah asrama di Kedah dulu.Selesai perhimpunan, aku pergi amik dia kat PWTC dan pergi lepak somewhere around KL la...kami bertiga.My friend from Kedah mula la bercerita tentang bagusnya UMNO, Pemuda dan sebagainya.Aku sebagai rakyat M'sia yg hidup dlm negara demokrasi, suarakan pendapat aku kepada kawan aku 2 orang nih...biasalah sembang kedai kopi,nuthing much.Selepas 5 minit aku berckp tentang pandangan aku terhadap UMNO, tetiba kolar baju aku kena rentap dari belakang dan kaki aku ditendang sampai melutut[kedua lutut melecet]...

Orang yg tahan aku tu polis, tapi berpakaian biasa,dan dia tunjuk ID dia.Aku tanyala apa salah aku?Die ckp aku boleh didakwa atas Akta Hasutan dengan alasan, aku cuba create and provoke pasal keburukan Government...lebih 2 jam bersoaljawab, dan hanya dapt warning,which is polis tu ckp,kalau sekali lagi aku nampak kau berckp pasal ni dikhalayak ramai, ISA."

thats how it happened....my question, is this what we call fucking Democracy????This is free country, people can talk whatever they want.Somehow, its just a "sembang kosong"between friends...why must police[who we trust to protect us]could do such thing to civillians?do they have a right to abuse people like that?and do we have the right to sue them?Yes, we have the rights, but you'll know your fate if you do that,though.As for me, frankly speaking i think this era will be remember as our worst politics scenario ever.People cant throw their voices, any action will be monitored, speaking the truth will cost you a life.Thats for sure...

my friend just thrown out his view and his feelings on the current situation.Is that a sin?He's not standing on the table and urge people to listen to him.He's not condemned anything to provoke people??so, what is the main problem?this is the main problem, mentality corrupted,otak dah tepu.Simply accused innocent people for the things they didnt do...wadaheng????????

well, this is just my view which is referred to what had happened to my friend.Different people, different view with 1001 excuses.Conclusion?Ahah...i'll be an observer to watch all the drama and enjoy my life.Who cares anyway huh?

cheers.

The Chronicles of Her Armpit!

i dont know why i'm telling this disgusting story...but there's a feelings asked me to write it down here...

Last week, on the vary wednesday[i think so??], our office air cond was like shite!its hot in there...everybody sweating[i guess]....and here the story,my colleague Markonah[not her real name of coz!!], asked for my favor and i went to her place[which is nearby...=)]...i smelt something like rotten curry...ahhah!where the hell this smelly things coming from???but as usual, berlagak macho...right after i stood up beside her,and i realized....."yes, this smell came from you gurl...."Malay said, ketiak bau kari....wahahahahhahahahahha....i tahan la kan...

then, nak dijadikan citer[ckp melayu la plak ye...lidah cramp nak ckp omputih]...selepas aku tolong die setel poblem ngan "setting computer" die[ni kalo kuden baca mesti die gelak]...die mcm angkat tangan sedikit ke belakang la, mcm perasaan lega gitu...haaa...dan i was just about to reply her, mcm nak ckp, "haaa..dah ok"....

Tapi!ada tapinya....aku ternampak bulu ketiak seorg makhluk Allah yg bernama pompuan...apakah neraka seorang perempuan mempunyai bulu ketiak yg maha kerinting begitu?nape die tak buat teknik rebonding ke...straighten ke...bape sangatla kosnye kalau die amik berat kan?ni tidak, yarabbiiii.....aku mintak korang takyahla bayangkan kalau time die berpeluh...ahha!

tetiba citer aku nih aku rasa mcm kotor dan berlendir jer...wahahhahahahahahahhahaah...

To Faizah,Adi,Nik,Mel,Mus dan Yazid[newbie] ~ geng lunch tadi...harap anda berselera dan kenyang dengan citer ini...

cheers!

This Is Anfield

Hahahahahahhahaha.....

Again...we won with massive performance from the skipper,Stevie G....

From the last 3 games[Madrid,Scumchester and Villa]...we'd blast 13 goalssssssssssss....

this is what we call football aye????????well, the title race still on the run....Man U looks damn shaky at this stage...what happen to you mate?????you didnt know how to kick a ball aye???such a loserrrrrrrrrr.....

good to see Kops strikes back into the competition...Chelshit lost, Man U lost, Villa destroyed...only to see Arsenal hammered The Toons...even legendary Cruyff said, "now every team trying to avoid Liverpool"...huh...what a million dollar statement from the legend....its really funny when i watched the game on saturday[Man U vs Fulham]...i was in JB that night...had dinner at Stulang Darat....and that vary 17 minutes Scholes just forgot they actually have a keeper, Van Der Sar and he saved the header with his bare hand....[i think he really wanted to play as a goalie when he was in youth academy??]...then, there you go, straight red card and penalty to The Cottagers!!

And Danny Murphy respectively took the spot kick....[as he had done before when he was still with the Kops]....until now i still admire him and not so agreed with decision sold him out...he's really great bloke, he knows flow of the game...read the passings...complete package for midfielder... but maybe Rafa had another view for the team...but no regret huh?we're doing well mate...

anyway,there 7 games to go...and we must win all the fucking games!!we cant afford to slip any point now...or else forget about the title...but for Champions League, ahah, this is what we call history remake...to all scousers out there, we're going to conquer Europe again and the only English team can do that is us, Liverpool.......

shite!!its 5.30pm....got to go now chap!!see ya!

This Is The End of....................

Giler lama tak hapdet....sebab aku kurang sihat semenjak 2 menjak neh...mandomm jer nak wat pape..semlm setelah berfikir panjang...[sepanjang sungai ganges]...aku telah mengambil keputusan akan meninggalkan alam forum...forum yg amat aku cintai,Bincang.Net......

Bermula dari 31st October 2008 aku mengenali dia...skang aku akan meninggalkan dia...aku harap semua ini hanya utk sementara waktu...=).Sebab aku suka banget merapu kat dalam tu...tapi kita hanya mampu merancang...Tuhan yg menentukan...seteliti mana perancangan yg ko buat if HE said no!then it will be NO.....reason aku quit forum???????

Guys, i really cant give the exact answer...sebab aku pon tak sure why i made this decision which is sounds like POYO.....tapi itu dah keputusan aku and it has nothing to do with anybody..i repeat!anybody!=)......but one thing for sure i'll be back...one fine day.Gonna miss you guys....you know where and how to find me if you need anything...i will always be there.

We used to talk................We used to laugh.............We were best of friends
I thought thats how it would always be
You taught me so much
Told me exactly what to say
I wish it were still the same
But someday I know it will
Maybe not today
But we'll meet up again
It won't be long until I see your face
In Heaven that marvelous day 

Bye Guys......takecare.

Chit Chat Adam ngan Toki Pa dan TokMa

Adam: Eyyo, Kipa...Kipa dah akan?

Toki Pa: Hai, adam..Kipa dah makan sayang...Adam tgh wat ape?

Adam: haaa...Adam ainn[main].Ainn bulingggg[main bowling]~padahal aku tgh beli mkn kat gerai.

Toki Pa:Haha...pandainye...Adam dah mkn?

Adam: Haaa...dah..akan iyun[bihun] ~ aku baru duk beli mkn, kuat cong tul Adam.

Toki Pa: Adam, ni TokMa nak ckp...

Adam: Haaa...Kipa dah akan?[lagiii ko tanya benda sama]

TokMa: Sayang TokMaaaa...buat ape tuh..

Adam: Adam ulishh[tulih]...ulishh penpen[upin ipin]

TokMa: Ahaha..Adam bila nak balik teghanu sayang..Adam balik sorang dahla..tak yah ajak Daddy, die dah lupa terus Tokma ngan Kipa...[adehh..kena aku sepapan ngan ibu tersayang..]

Tula petikan perbualan antara Adam dan Nenek ngan Kipa die...selebihnya takyahla aku tulih...

Mandomm arr ptg nih...haihhhh...